is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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