you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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