Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.