I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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