you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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