I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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