we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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