i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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