Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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