Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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