Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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