Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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