She announced her abortion via fbk
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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