If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just want nice things and good sex
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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