So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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