i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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