So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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