absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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