Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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