so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
