Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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