All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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