why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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