He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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