I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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