Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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