just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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