Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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