Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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