Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
