is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Too much gin, very little bucket
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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