it hurts more in the daytime
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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