Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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