just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
God, I missed his penis.
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