god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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