if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Semen is not good for contacts.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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