if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
This house was built for laser tag.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just want to make out with him forever
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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