we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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