i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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