so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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