He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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