the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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