hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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