her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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