His hands were made for my vagina.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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