There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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