...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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