is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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