I'm really into asian looking animals
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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