People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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