i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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