But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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