I hate all girls vehemently.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
