Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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