STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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