Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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